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We have to get married, we are happy, "happy"! 48 00:02:28,167 --> 00:02:31,834 - They're rude. - Happy stag do. 49 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,167 Have fun. 50 00:02:34,334 --> 00:02:38,000 ROCK MUSIC 51 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:40,959 How beautiful you are! 52 00:02:44,584 --> 00:02:47,667 Come on, put them on! 53 00:02:52,292 --> 00:02:56,750 Relax! It's your goodbye on celibacy, drink something strong. 54 00:02:56,917 --> 00:02:59,750 No, I prefer pineapple. 55 00:02:59,959 --> 00:03:03,084 If I drink alcohol, I end up under the counter. 56 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,500 - What are you doing |! - Let's have some fun. 57 00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:13,959 - Serena, at your wedding! - Health | 58 00:03:23,417 --> 00:03:26,084 Hey, girls |! 59 00:03:38,209 --> 00:03:40,917 - Too much vodka? - YES | 60 00:03:41,417 --> 00:03:44,292 I can't do it | 61 00:03:44,459 --> 00:03:46,375 Ah! 62 00:03:57,125 --> 00:04:03,292 Park the car. Be careful, it's new. 63 00:04:08,417 --> 00:04:12,042 Rocco Manetta. 64 00:04:12,209 --> 00:04:14,750 (Japanese accent) Rocco MARCHETTA. 65 00:04:14,917 --> 00:04:17,959 - No. - Rocco MAZZE TTA? 66 00:04:18,084 --> 00:04:24,375 - HOLY BLADE. - No! Doctor Rocco Manetta! 67 00:04:24,584 --> 00:04:28,875 - Rocco Manetta! - Oh, finally! 68 00:04:31,459 --> 00:04:34,834 Marcello Cascera, fifth C? 69 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:39,459 Damn you | But what are you doing here? 70 00:04:39,959 --> 00:04:42,459 Hey! 71 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:46,417 Go away! 72 00:04:48,209 --> 00:04:51,417 He's an old friend of mine of school. 73 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:56,084 I have a conference on lifting technology. 74 00:04:56,250 --> 00:05:00,750 - Rising Sun, Japanese stuff. - No, lifting. 75 00:05:01,292 --> 00:05:03,667 Asses and tits? 76 00:05:03,834 --> 00:05:08,917 - I have a silicone implant company. - You wanted to be a theologian! 77 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:15,125 - Now you're a "tectologist" |! - Did you graduate? 78 00:05:15,292 --> 00:05:18,000 No, I remained ignorant! 79 00:05:18,167 --> 00:05:21,875 I wanted to come to America to seek fortune. 80 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:26,042 - Now I'm not looking for her anymore. - It can't be good for everyone. 81 00:05:26,209 --> 00:05:30,459 I found it! I have a lot of money, I opened a club and a restaurant. 82 00:05:30,667 --> 00:05:34,667 - You are always "pussy" 7 - What does that mean? 83 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:39,417 It's a play on words in English. “Pussyless”, loser |! 84 00:05:39,625 --> 00:05:46,292 - I'm looking for the right woman. - Come to my bachelor party. 85 00:05:46,459 --> 00:05:49,584 - No, I have the conference. - Forget it |! 86 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:53,334 Come, let me introduce you to some girls! 87 00:05:53,500 --> 00:06:00,250 I'm not like you from "troiodromo". 10 I must fall in love. 88 00:06:00,417 --> 00:06:05,834 - And then I don't need you. - They called you "the golden gun"! 89 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:12,709 - "Golden Gun" | - Stopped ! - You have nothing left! 90 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,834 - If you want we'll stay over there. - Condolences. 91 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,000 What does it mean ? 92 00:06:21,125 --> 00:06:24,750 - We didn't understand each other. - Hello | 93 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:28,125 I wear it high, on the side. 94 00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:36,709 - Allows ? - No! That's enough for today! 95 00:06:41,625 --> 00:06:46,042 - Where are you taking me, Joy? - Wait here. 96 00:06:46,209 --> 00:06:49,834 - I'll take the car, can you do it? - YES. 97 00:06:50,750 --> 00:06:53,667 - Okay. - I can do it | 98 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:00,167 Hello | 99 00:07:00,334 --> 00:07:03,209 You chisel? 100 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:25,042 Who are these, Taurus HORNY and SLUTTY Hontas? 101 00:07:33,459 --> 00:07:35,959 Joy has arrived. 102 00:07:42,709 --> 00:07:45,834 Take me to bed right now. 103 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,875 - Like this, instantly? - Yes, Gioia, I can't take it anymore. 104 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,709 All right. 105 00:08:06,250 --> 00:08:11,125 I'm going to organize the situation, you stay here. 106 00:08:26,584 --> 00:08:31,125 - Rocco, come with us! - No, I can't. 107 00:08:31,292 --> 00:08:35,042 Check my car, there's a girl inside. 108 00:08:35,209 --> 00:08:37,875 It's impossible! 109 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,750 Damn | 110 00:08:40,917 --> 00:08:45,750 Nice legs, almost like my wife's! 111 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:49,125 - Nice ass | - Speak slowly! 112 00:08:49,292 --> 00:08:53,000 You wrote the little letter to Santa Claus? 113 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:56,000 Golden gun! 114 00:08:56,125 --> 00:09:00,625 Give me a hit too to the whore. 115 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:15,000 Come, I'll say hello 10. How much you weigh! 116 00:09:22,125 --> 00:09:25,125 And slipped away! 117 00:09:31,917 --> 00:09:34,709 How much you weigh! 118 00:09:35,334 --> 00:09:37,500 Sorry | 119 00:09:46,042 --> 00:09:50,167 How beautiful you are |! Goodnight, my love. 120 00:09:51,917 --> 00:09:53,875 HI. 121 00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:02,625 RUSSIAN 122 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:29,209 (screaming) Love! We have arrived! 123 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:35,042 | luggage at C37, thank you. 124 00:10:35,209 --> 00:10:40,625 Beautiful Los Angeles, but there is too much smog. I want to go back to our villa. 125 00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:43,375 - My villa! - Certain. 126 00:10:43,584 --> 00:10:48,417 In Saint Barth with the salty air I will feel like your "manadrill". 127 00:10:48,625 --> 00:10:51,000 Yes, like yesterday | 128 00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:55,584 For once I failed | Don't be so demanding! 129 00:10:55,750 --> 00:11:00,209 - Go crazy on Viagra. - Witty | 130 00:11:00,375 --> 00:11:05,375 Be thankful that there is Viagra, if not with you, goodbye | 131 00:11:17,959 --> 00:11:23,959 - They lost my suitcase! - You can wear | dad's clothes. 132 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:27,834 - I don't put | clothes by Aliprando. - Emanuel! 133 00:11:32,209 --> 00:11:36,000 - Can you call me dad? - Give him time. 134 00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:42,209 I am not his natural father, but we have been living together for 16 years! 135 00:11:45,459 --> 00:11:51,250 - I love you, but dad it's difficult. - Instead Aliprando is easy. 136 00:11:55,417 --> 00:11:58,292 Christina |! Holy shit! 137 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:06,500 EXCUSE, can you check on the lady? And calm down, she's an old woman. 138 00:12:08,084 --> 00:12:12,375 - With pleasure! - It's like the garbage, where you put it is. 139 00:12:12,584 --> 00:12:18,834 (screaming) I'm going to the bathroom, The gentleman replaces me for 5 minutes! 140 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,334 Carlo? 141 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:27,334 Everything is here, the catheter, the glue for dentures, suppositories. 142 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:32,334 If he chokes on a biscuit, give her a punch on the back. 143 00:12:33,042 --> 00:12:34,959 Thank you. 144 00:12:35,084 --> 00:12:37,459 (screaming) See you later! 145 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:42,292 - Sorry, I have to do something. - Val. 146 00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:58,792 - Excuse me. - And the men's room. 147 00:12:58,959 --> 00:13:02,292 Where is that unfortunate man? 148 00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:05,792 You cowardly asshole! 149 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:09,625 - I don't know who he is. - T1 I say 10 who I am. 150 00:13:09,792 --> 00:13:15,209 I'm the one who 16 years ago hal abandoned pregnant. 151 00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:20,000 - Impossible, I'm helpless. - Then you don't hear this. 152 00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:25,209 - Cristina, she's crazy | - Then you recognized me! 153 00:13:25,375 --> 00:13:28,334 I didn't know you were pregnant. 154 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:33,667 - I was seven months pregnant! - Truly ? 155 00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:39,167 - || baby was born weighing 3.8 kilos. - Congratulations, a giant | 156 00:13:39,334 --> 00:13:44,125 Try to understand, I was the same LITTLE more than a child! 157 00:13:44,292 --> 00:13:47,209 You were 35 years old! 158 00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:49,584 What a memory! 159 00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:56,459 However, unfortunately I can't take care of a child. 160 00:13:56,959 --> 00:14:01,917 No need, fortunately we have met a good man. 161 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:06,750 He is the one who for 16 years takes care of Lele. 162 00:14:06,917 --> 00:14:12,000 - Who is Lele? - Your son! 163 00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:15,500 - Is his name Lele? - Eh! 164 00:14:15,709 --> 00:14:18,959 - What do you know about me? - He's dead. 165 00:14:19,084 --> 00:14:22,959 Here... Does he look like me? 166 00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:29,667 Luckily not even a little. I hope to never see you again. 167 00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:34,375 I'm mortified for The harm I did to you | 168 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,250 Did she leave? 169 00:14:38,417 --> 00:14:43,750 16 years have passed, his name is Lele, it even made me die! 170 00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:50,792 Thanks for watching over me the body! 171 00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:54,292 (screaming) Love, sorry I'm late! 172 00:14:55,125 --> 00:15:00,417 The age difference This is becoming a real problem. 173 00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:02,917 Don't be stupid! 174 00:15:03,042 --> 00:15:07,834 - Would you like someone younger? - Never! 175 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,084 lO YES. 176 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:14,209 - What are you saying? - I'm leaving them, I'm tired. 177 00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:20,000 -Tuame? - You're old and always shouting. 178 00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:25,000 I deserve something better, not another one. 179 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:30,375 - Which other? - Here it is, Rosario. 180 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:38,125 (Bari accent) Allow? Now I'm with the lady. 181 00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:41,334 The lady is with me! Miriam! 182 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:46,084 Don't joke |! I have no money and not even a ticket! 183 00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:49,250 (In English) He doesn't have a ticket! 184 00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:54,959 Lino Banfi's son will not be able to you never give what I gave you it. 185 00:15:57,292 --> 00:16:03,125 You'll see with the old one, when you tighten one breast comes out powdered milk! 186 00:16:03,292 --> 00:16:07,000 Where am I going now? 187 00:16:18,334 --> 00:16:21,375 Whose bed is this? 188 00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:31,167 Do I love you even if you snore? 189 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,625 SING 190 00:16:43,084 --> 00:16:46,584 SING 191 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:51,125 Who is he? 192 00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:56,250 Oh my God | 193 00:16:56,417 --> 00:16:58,917 What is it? 194 00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:03,292 Friend of Gioia, are you awake? 195 00:17:03,459 --> 00:17:06,834 How did something like this happen | 196 00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:12,875 Wonderful creature, did you wake up? 197 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:17,167 last night went well for you, because I am a gentleman. 198 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,709 Where did she go? No! 199 00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:27,667 No! It was my Christmas present! 200 00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:36,500 But... situation! He left me the note. 201 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,875 Thank you, Santa Claus. 202 00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:58,917 Oh! Piss on my Pradas |! 203 00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:05,084 I'll take you to a place where they eat | best burgers in Los Angeles. 204 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,042 That's Uncle Germano. 205 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:17,209 Now that I think about it, I didn't digest it that hamburger. Let's not go. 206 00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:19,125 Christina |! 207 00:18:19,292 --> 00:18:22,459 It's really your brother! 208 00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:26,625 - What the missionary does. - Hand ! 209 00:18:26,792 --> 00:18:30,417 How do you recognize it? 210 00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:34,875 - We have the photo at home. - But it's 20 years old! 211 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,834 Let's go and see for ourselves. 212 00:18:42,459 --> 00:18:47,375 You're right, it's him! I hadn't seen well. 213 00:18:53,917 --> 00:18:56,334 Germanus | 214 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,459 What are you doing here in Los Angeles! 215 00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:04,750 - You have to lie to my family. - Wasn't I dead? 216 00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:11,334 Lele found a photo and I told him he was my brother. 217 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:16,750 - You don't have a brother. - Now yes, if you. German. 218 00:19:16,917 --> 00:19:20,125 Germanus? My name is Germano. 219 00:19:22,959 --> 00:19:26,250 - This is Aliprando, my partner. - Father. 220 00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:29,125 They are lay missionaries. 221 00:19:29,292 --> 00:19:31,792 And Lele, our son. 222 00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:36,875 Our son... that is, my little nephew! 223 00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:45,459 - Marquis Pelillo della Freghna. - Della Freghna... 224 00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:49,834 - Like sheep's "freghna". - Let's have a drink 7 225 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,125 With great pleasure. 226 00:19:59,584 --> 00:20:03,000 What are you doing here in Los Angeles? 227 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:07,875 - What do I do? - Transit. 228 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,625 Transit. 229 00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:15,792 - UNCLE, are you going back to Angola? - Am I going back to Angola? 230 00:20:15,959 --> 00:20:21,167 Of course he goes back to Angola, from that poor guy, On a mission. 231 00:20:21,334 --> 00:20:23,500 Angola. 232 00:20:23,709 --> 00:20:30,417 Too bad, it was an opportunity to be with his sister... 233 00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:33,125 ..and with his nephew. 234 00:20:33,292 --> 00:20:38,250 And Christmas, it could be our guest for three days. 235 00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:41,125 Then we're not going to Yellowstone Park. 236 00:20:41,292 --> 00:20:47,000 - Three days, maybe! - Maybe another time! 237 00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:51,000 Those poor guys are waiting His help. 238 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:57,709 They wait anyway. I was going to the police, I was robbed of everything. 239 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:04,667 The offers, The baggage and also The return ticket. 240 00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:09,334 So what's the point of family? 241 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:13,917 Stay with us and we will give you a new ticket. 242 00:21:14,042 --> 00:21:18,875 I prefer to do good than to receive it, but I accept. 243 00:21:19,042 --> 00:21:22,500 She is a nice person. 244 00:21:22,709 --> 00:21:26,709 - We respect you a lot, don't we? - Certain. 245 00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:30,625 I can stay a while with the blood of my blood. 246 00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:35,750 Exactly what it does In Angola? 247 00:21:35,917 --> 00:21:38,209 OF lepers! 248 00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:47,125 Come, Emanuele, let's go wash our hands. 249 00:21:47,292 --> 00:21:52,334 Yes, go to the toilet. Sure that is he my son? He's got a fucking face. 250 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:55,084 Like yours |! 251 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:59,500 - What do you want to do? - I just saw my son! 252 00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:03,750 Let me be with him at least 48 hours! 253 00:22:03,917 --> 00:22:07,750 What is the baby's name? 254 00:22:07,917 --> 00:22:12,917 Despite everything he has the heart of a father that speaks to you. 255 00:22:13,042 --> 00:22:18,959 - But fuck you |! - There is still a "burina" from Fiano |! 256 00:22:19,084 --> 00:22:23,709 Lele must not know anything, I recommend. 257 00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:27,292 I will be silent, like a dead man! 258 00:22:42,584 --> 00:22:47,125 Hal spent the night with him and don't know if you had sex? 259 00:22:47,292 --> 00:22:50,334 I was drunk and I don't know why | 260 00:22:51,584 --> 00:22:56,000 - And naked too. - Yes. What do I tell Marcello? 261 00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:58,959 Nothing | 262 00:22:59,084 --> 00:23:04,334 - Do you know your name and where you live? - No. 263 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:08,459 - Did you give him your phone number? - No. 264 00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:12,750 So what is Problem 7 He can't find you again. 265 00:23:12,917 --> 00:23:15,959 - Consider it the last blow | - Lucrezia! 266 00:23:16,084 --> 00:23:18,834 What have you understood about life? 267 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:33,709 Cristina, Pelillo has the money. I'm happy for our son. 268 00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:38,917 - What is his name ? Lelio? - Don't get any strange ideas. 269 00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:43,875 - How did they manage to rob her? - How did they do it? 270 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,417 The dynamics. 271 00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:49,417 The dynamics... how did they do it... 272 00:23:49,625 --> 00:23:55,875 Who cares, think of the lepers who were waiting for that little money! 273 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,792 If they are few, 10 I can... 274 00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:02,959 Few in the sense that they are never enough. It's a way of saying! 275 00:24:03,084 --> 00:24:06,625 Yes. How much would the amount be? 276 00:24:06,792 --> 00:24:11,750 - It's the same, do it... - How much did they steal from you? 277 00:24:11,917 --> 00:24:14,834 We want to do... 278 00:24:16,209 --> 00:24:19,084 - What? - 5 thousand euros? 279 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:24,000 - I don't know, they stole them from lel. - Let's do 4.5 and let's not talk about it anymore. 280 00:24:24,167 --> 00:24:27,667 It's not a little, but to help | lepers... 281 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:30,792 - Blind lepers. - Pure? 282 00:24:30,959 --> 00:24:32,584 VERSE 283 00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:36,334 - Strict Angolan? - It's an exclamation. 284 00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:39,667 - Let's make it 5 thousand. - Marquis della Fregna... 285 00:24:39,834 --> 00:24:42,917 - Freghna! - Excuse me, thank you. 286 00:24:43,042 --> 00:24:47,209 It's an honor for me to help a holy man like you. 287 00:24:47,375 --> 00:24:51,875 | true saints are up there, In heaven! 288 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,042 Hate ! What is that? 289 00:24:55,209 --> 00:24:58,459 - Is it a tattoo? - No. - What is it? 290 00:24:58,667 --> 00:25:01,834 - And a birthmark. - A desire to... 291 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:08,250 Pussy! She has it in her last name and 10 in the armpit! 292 00:25:11,917 --> 00:25:16,584 Here, I'm going to the front desk to get myself done change this traveler's cheque. 293 00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:21,250 This is the ticket, the departure is for the day after tomorrow. 294 00:25:21,417 --> 00:25:24,750 Good | It also remains so one more day! 295 00:25:24,917 --> 00:25:27,167 Very good ! 296 00:25:27,334 --> 00:25:31,042 - Where is Luanda? - In Angola. - I have to go to Angola 7 297 00:25:31,209 --> 00:25:35,375 - YES, must bring | money. - What money? 298 00:25:35,584 --> 00:25:38,125 For the mission. 299 00:25:38,292 --> 00:25:43,167 - Do we have to give them? - No? 300 00:25:44,959 --> 00:25:51,959 No, he's already been robbed, we send a money transfer. 301 00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:54,667 - Things ? - A kind of money order. 302 00:25:54,834 --> 00:25:58,000 - No, not the money order! - Why ? It's a good idea. 303 00:25:58,167 --> 00:26:04,459 They are blind, how can they read The money order, with braille? 304 00:26:04,667 --> 00:26:09,417 I had managed to deceive him and this one arrives with the ticket! 305 00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:12,209 Mind your own business! ! 306 00:26:21,250 --> 00:26:23,792 YES, this is it. 307 00:26:29,375 --> 00:26:32,667 (In English) Hello! Excuse me ! 308 00:26:34,167 --> 00:26:37,000 Is anyone there? 309 00:26:38,084 --> 00:26:41,500 The place is closed, there's a private party! 310 00:26:41,709 --> 00:26:45,750 Rocco! What are you doing here? What a pleasure! 311 00:26:45,917 --> 00:26:49,292 Always joking with these hands! 312 00:26:51,417 --> 00:26:56,209 - Do you remember last night? - The one with the ass that talks? 313 00:26:56,375 --> 00:26:59,500 - He's gone. - || ass? 314 00:26:59,709 --> 00:27:02,334 - But... - But? 315 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:06,000 - He left me this. - It's my restaurant. 316 00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:08,500 - Is it yours? - YES. 317 00:27:08,709 --> 00:27:13,584 Then maybe you can help me, she is your customer. 318 00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:19,375 - I didn't see her, was she ugly? - Wait a minute, let's not joke. 319 00:27:19,584 --> 00:27:23,125 Tall, slim, doe-eyed, the "sberge"... 320 00:27:23,292 --> 00:27:26,125 - What are they? - What do you call them... 321 00:27:26,292 --> 00:27:29,917 ..the slaps. - The "zinne"., the "bowls"? 322 00:27:30,042 --> 00:27:33,250 - The slaps. - Oh well, the "sise". 323 00:27:34,250 --> 00:27:38,459 Tall, slim, with balls... But here they are all like that! 324 00:27:38,667 --> 00:27:42,667 - So I can't find her again. - They're all like that | 325 00:27:42,834 --> 00:27:47,375 - Look who came. - Doctor "pussy", good morning. 326 00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:51,625 - What were you telling me? - I'm sorry... 327 00:27:51,792 --> 00:27:57,959 Leave! This was the right woman, an unforgettable girl. 328 00:27:58,084 --> 00:28:03,209 Was it a good "fuck"? Are you in love? 329 00:28:03,375 --> 00:28:05,375 Yes, but... 330 00:28:05,584 --> 00:28:09,334 - In love? - These are intimate, private things. 331 00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:12,125 I understand it. 332 00:28:12,292 --> 00:28:16,959 My friend fell in love! 333 00:28:17,084 --> 00:28:20,750 Thanks and fuck everyone! 334 00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:26,500 Enough with these hands, I'll cut them off! 335 00:28:26,709 --> 00:28:30,125 I wanted to share with you this feeling. 336 00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:36,750 No! You touch my ass, you squeeze my "acorns", fuck you | 337 00:28:40,959 --> 00:28:44,250 What do you have, paralysis? A sunstroke? 338 00:28:44,417 --> 00:28:46,459 It's lel... 339 00:28:50,750 --> 00:28:54,584 - Oh God, it's him! - Who are you, sorry? 340 00:28:54,750 --> 00:29:00,875 - The one in the red costume. - One is my wife, let's exclude her. 341 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:05,167 - The other one. - Lucrezia? Come, I'll introduce you to her. 342 00:29:05,334 --> 00:29:09,459 Don't be shy. Come, it won't eat you! 343 00:29:09,834 --> 00:29:16,167 Now that I look at her carefully with everything this sun, Lucrezia resembles... 344 00:29:16,334 --> 00:29:18,750 ..but it's not lel. 345 00:29:18,917 --> 00:29:22,000 - I was wrong. - I am sorry. 346 00:29:22,167 --> 00:29:25,792 - What are you doing? - Refreshes. It's helium. 347 00:29:25,959 --> 00:29:30,667 - Are they all Italians? - Spray the helium! Where is my wife? 348 00:29:30,834 --> 00:29:34,792 - He must be saving someone. - Let's look over here. 349 00:29:37,042 --> 00:29:39,584 Introduce her to me another time. 350 00:29:40,292 --> 00:29:42,375 Ah! 351 00:29:42,584 --> 00:29:45,125 Love ! Here it is! 352 00:29:45,292 --> 00:29:47,750 - Some avocado? - Thank you. 353 00:29:47,917 --> 00:29:50,584 Love, let me introduce you to someone. 354 00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:57,500 - What did you do? Things ? - Avocado. 355 00:29:57,709 --> 00:30:00,750 For erythema it is a panacea. 356 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,834 Sorry, love |! 357 00:30:07,167 --> 00:30:10,584 Darling, are you okay? 358 00:30:11,625 --> 00:30:15,709 - Where is the erythema? - It's over, the avocado cured it. 359 00:30:15,875 --> 00:30:20,000 - I wanted to introduce you to a dear friend. - Him? 360 00:30:20,125 --> 00:30:23,000 - Rocco, Serena. - Pleasure. 361 00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:25,709 Enchanted. 362 00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:29,667 - And a high school friend. - Here you are. 363 00:30:29,834 --> 00:30:32,875 - Why is Sal here? - No. - A story! 364 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,084 He spent the night with one and fell in love. 365 00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:42,709 - In love is a bit exaggerated. - No, you're right, in love. 366 00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:46,084 Very in love, lost, kidnapped. 367 00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:49,875 - I must say she was a beautiful girl. -How do you know? 368 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,500 - I saw her. - Sight? 369 00:30:52,792 --> 00:30:57,459 I only saw The Ass. Great slut ass! 370 00:30:58,209 --> 00:31:02,000 - Ouch! Why ? - Don't look at other people's asses | 371 00:31:02,084 --> 00:31:05,042 He even had cellulite! 372 00:31:05,209 --> 00:31:08,584 - Why ? - Nice slap | 373 00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:15,792 (In English) Good morning, How can I help you? 374 00:31:15,959 --> 00:31:19,292 Three American Sim Cards. 375 00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:25,042 SPEAKS IN ENGLISH 376 00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:33,709 - Do I really have to go to college? - Of course, you will become a Della Freghna! 377 00:31:33,875 --> 00:31:38,875 - Sal, what a laugh at the roll call! - Look at the girls here! 378 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:42,084 - Come on, try it. - He doesn't even look at me. 379 00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:48,084 When I met your mother I thought the same thing. 380 00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:52,459 And then he "gave it" to me repeatedly. 381 00:31:52,667 --> 00:31:57,792 - Your father is a handsome knight! - Marquis |! Hair of... 382 00:31:57,959 --> 00:32:01,042 No! Tell him he's not my father. 383 00:32:01,209 --> 00:32:06,584 - I'm the foster father. - But your mother and him... 384 00:32:06,834 --> 00:32:12,375 - Before. Now mom is complaining. - ABOUT what? What do you say? 385 00:32:12,584 --> 00:32:15,500 Enough ! Nice to meet you, Lele. 386 00:32:15,709 --> 00:32:17,875 Susanna. 387 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,750 IN ENGLISH 388 00:32:20,917 --> 00:32:23,167 - Hello. - Hello | 389 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:38,167 - Of course she's beautiful | - Sorry | 390 00:32:38,334 --> 00:32:41,250 YES, it's really beautiful. 391 00:32:41,417 --> 00:32:45,209 - When something like this happens to you! - It's happened to me before. 392 00:32:45,375 --> 00:32:50,750 - When? - He's... he's good! 393 00:32:50,917 --> 00:32:54,459 In high school. 394 00:32:54,667 --> 00:32:58,125 - In high school? - Scarlett. - The "spinella"? 395 00:32:58,292 --> 00:33:03,042 - He didn't smoke. - We all had a good time 396 00:33:05,167 --> 00:33:08,042 - An |! - You didn't know? 397 00:33:08,209 --> 00:33:10,375 No. 398 00:33:10,584 --> 00:33:13,750 - You have never... - No. 399 00:33:13,917 --> 00:33:18,334 - You dated her in high school. - For 3 years, I wanted to marry her. 400 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:23,084 - In three years you have never... - I was shy, in love. 401 00:33:23,250 --> 00:33:27,375 Poor thing, that's why! It was your fault he went with everyone. 402 00:33:30,125 --> 00:33:33,625 - Watch out for the ball. - Which ball? 403 00:33:33,792 --> 00:33:35,667 This. 404 00:33:35,834 --> 00:33:40,042 You wouldn't be the first to go in bed with a stranger. 405 00:33:40,209 --> 00:33:45,000 - He's a friend of my boyfriend | - Just don't find out! 406 00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:50,084 For you everything is always easy, you bored me today! 407 00:33:53,334 --> 00:33:57,875 - Where are you going now? - At home, he's in that little house. 408 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,167 - Shop house. - YES, I even bought her the Porsche. 409 00:34:01,334 --> 00:34:04,792 I have to go, you relax, have fun. 410 00:34:04,959 --> 00:34:08,167 But the "spinella"... 411 00:34:13,875 --> 00:34:16,500 Watch out for the ball! 412 00:34:16,709 --> 00:34:19,875 Enough now, I'll hole it! 413 00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:52,959 CELL PHONE RINGS 414 00:34:53,084 --> 00:34:56,292 - Ready? - Hi, I'm Lele. 415 00:34:56,459 --> 00:35:00,875 - We met at the store. - Do you have my number? 416 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,709 - We exchanged | telephones. - I didn't give this number to anyone. 417 00:35:05,875 --> 00:35:09,625 We didn't exchange each other | numbers, but | telephones. 418 00:35:09,792 --> 00:35:14,875 - And what do we do now? - We meet and exchange them. 419 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,750 - Is the Beverly Hilton Hotel okay? - Very good, I'm here. 420 00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:21,500 - Above the swimming pool. - Me too ! 421 00:35:31,709 --> 00:35:38,459 - Let's meet, I'll be here for a few days. - Me too, but I'm not free. 422 00:35:39,167 --> 00:35:42,125 - One evening let's go dancing. - YES. 423 00:35:42,292 --> 00:35:47,084 How old are you ? If you haven't 21 years old doesn't let you in. 424 00:35:50,167 --> 00:35:54,084 Here you are ! She's with an older guy. 425 00:35:55,250 --> 00:35:57,334 Ready? 426 00:35:57,875 --> 00:36:01,250 Honey, who was on the phone? 427 00:36:01,417 --> 00:36:06,667 - Lele, a boy I met. - Dad is jealous, I know. 428 00:36:13,875 --> 00:36:17,917 Dad, mom should be jealous with all these women. 429 00:36:18,375 --> 00:36:22,584 - [you control me. - If I see you near a woman... 430 00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:25,250 Hello, uncle. 431 00:36:25,417 --> 00:36:30,250 You met him My real father? 432 00:36:30,792 --> 00:36:37,209 -Of course, like myself. -How was it? Mom never talks about him. 433 00:36:37,375 --> 00:36:41,417 He never told you about him 7 Do you want the truth? 434 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:49,834 A wonderful man, with sense responsible and very gifted. 435 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,917 - He was a genius. - No, he had a big "cock". 436 00:36:53,042 --> 00:36:59,167 - Is he dead like mum says? - What does mom say? 437 00:36:59,334 --> 00:37:02,709 - Drowned in diarrhea! - What the fuck! 438 00:37:08,084 --> 00:37:12,125 - What a tattoo! But you are a missionary. - Secular. 439 00:37:12,292 --> 00:37:17,417 - So you can... - YES, the woman below and the man above. 440 00:37:17,625 --> 00:37:21,334 11 can I ask something from man to man? 441 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:25,875 If you like a girl who is What do you do with someone big and rich? 442 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,292 You resign yourself. 443 00:37:28,459 --> 00:37:30,375 Okay. 444 00:37:30,584 --> 00:37:33,125 Serena? Permit ? 445 00:37:35,584 --> 00:37:37,750 Serena? 446 00:37:42,584 --> 00:37:45,250 How wonderful! 447 00:38:01,584 --> 00:38:03,750 Ah! 448 00:38:05,834 --> 00:38:09,167 - Compliments ! - What are you doing here? 449 00:38:09,334 --> 00:38:13,959 I admit, since I saw you I lost my mind. 450 00:38:14,084 --> 00:38:17,334 Find her again and leave me alone! 451 00:38:22,167 --> 00:38:26,125 - You are Marcello's friend. - YES. 452 00:38:26,292 --> 00:38:29,834 In short... and anyway the heart cannot be commanded. 453 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,167 - tonight... - What? 454 00:38:32,334 --> 00:38:35,417 - Don't you remember anything? - Nothing. 455 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,417 But nothing at all? 456 00:38:41,834 --> 00:38:45,209 I was drunk and nothing happened. 457 00:38:46,875 --> 00:38:48,125 Real ? 458 00:38:48,292 --> 00:38:51,500 If that's nothing to you, I don't know. 459 00:38:51,709 --> 00:38:55,334 - What? - All. Legs, arms... 460 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:59,709 At a certain point it was no longer understood who were you and who I was 10. 461 00:38:59,875 --> 00:39:02,625 - But go |! - We're not joking! 462 00:39:02,792 --> 00:39:06,084 We made the pot, the swing and the siphon overturned. 463 00:39:06,250 --> 00:39:09,000 - || siphon? - Certain. 464 00:39:09,167 --> 00:39:11,292 - I don't know what it is | - Better. 465 00:39:14,959 --> 00:39:20,084 It was you who told me to save yourself from this wrong marriage. 466 00:39:20,250 --> 00:39:23,917 You said pick you up and take you away. 467 00:39:24,042 --> 00:39:28,000 He gave me this to make you find yourself. 468 00:39:31,417 --> 00:39:36,625 As you can see I'm here now. Say yes, I'll make you happy. 469 00:39:36,792 --> 00:39:39,375 (Marcello) My love! - YES | 470 00:39:39,584 --> 00:39:42,125 Hide, go away! 471 00:39:42,250 --> 00:39:44,834 My potato! 472 00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:48,875 What a great joke! 473 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:53,209 Now I'll throw you on the bed and we do The Three-Humped Camel | 474 00:39:57,792 --> 00:40:00,042 Wait ! 475 00:40:00,334 --> 00:40:04,000 - Wait ! - What should we wait for 7 476 00:40:04,167 --> 00:40:07,292 Right, what are we waiting for! 477 00:40:08,917 --> 00:40:13,500 Let's do The Tao of Love. It's like an overturned siphon. 478 00:40:14,209 --> 00:40:18,000 - How do you do it? - Come, I'll show you. 479 00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:21,125 - Out the door. - I like ! 480 00:40:21,292 --> 00:40:25,000 - And you ? - inside it! 481 00:40:25,125 --> 00:40:27,667 I like ! Then ? 482 00:40:27,834 --> 00:40:32,209 You wait and the desire grows. Do you feel it, love? 483 00:40:32,375 --> 00:40:36,084 - Enough. - It will be beautiful, see you later! 484 00:40:36,250 --> 00:40:39,417 The camel was better! 485 00:40:42,625 --> 00:40:46,667 - You said you love me. - YES. 486 00:40:46,834 --> 00:40:49,750 - You would do anything for me. - YES. 487 00:40:49,917 --> 00:40:53,417 Then disappear forever! 488 00:41:03,834 --> 00:41:06,000 Be careful | 489 00:41:06,167 --> 00:41:10,000 - What do you want to do, it's life. - Are you happy? 490 00:41:10,125 --> 00:41:15,584 - How did it go with the principal? - || number is closed. 491 00:41:15,750 --> 00:41:20,167 - Now it's too late. - You could have insisted a little more. 492 00:41:20,334 --> 00:41:24,500 You saw that at some point I took out the coat of arms. 493 00:41:24,709 --> 00:41:29,334 But I couldn't convince that horrible old one. 494 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:32,459 - How old? - Very old. 495 00:41:38,792 --> 00:41:43,709 - Where you go ? - I'll give it a try 10. 496 00:41:43,875 --> 00:41:49,334 And it's useless, it won't be able to move the old woman from her position. 497 00:42:10,334 --> 00:42:13,167 I'll take care of it. 498 00:42:16,834 --> 00:42:21,375 The plot is delightful, at its core we put the coat of arms and it's perfect. 499 00:42:21,584 --> 00:42:25,000 Aliprando, thanks but it shouldn't have been. 500 00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:29,292 It's the least after what he did for our son. 501 00:42:29,459 --> 00:42:35,250 You talked for an hour with the principal, did you tell her about the coat of arms... 502 00:42:36,042 --> 00:42:41,084 ..but she didn't take Lele, with him in an instant he took it. 503 00:42:41,250 --> 00:42:44,209 - In your opinion why? - It depends on the coat of arms... 504 00:42:44,375 --> 00:42:47,459 How he did it to make them change position? 505 00:42:47,667 --> 00:42:51,625 With caution, I couldn't risk a fracture. 506 00:42:51,959 --> 00:42:55,000 I'm going to pick out a shirt. 507 00:42:55,125 --> 00:42:57,959 Did you talk about money? 508 00:42:58,084 --> 00:43:01,459 I didn't ask him, He's already done us a favor. 509 00:43:01,667 --> 00:43:07,667 - No, I meant the tuition. - Of course, I held it and then I took it. 510 00:43:07,834 --> 00:43:10,125 - Aliprando? - Yes ? 511 00:43:10,292 --> 00:43:13,959 - Can you get me two polo shirts, please? - Here you are. 512 00:43:14,084 --> 00:43:17,917 - Aliprando? - He always calls me that. 513 00:43:18,042 --> 00:43:21,667 - He knows what I'm like | young people today. - Papa is so handsome |! 514 00:43:21,834 --> 00:43:23,917 Eggia. 515 00:43:28,875 --> 00:43:31,000 Excuse me. 516 00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:35,500 Damn | The boy is gifted! 517 00:43:35,709 --> 00:43:39,625 - He took it from... - From whom? 518 00:43:39,792 --> 00:43:43,292 - From me. - Of course, she too... 519 00:43:43,459 --> 00:43:46,625 They called me the halberd. 520 00:43:46,792 --> 00:43:49,667 You wouldn't think so. 521 00:43:51,709 --> 00:43:57,292 - What are you saying? - He took after his father. 522 00:43:59,042 --> 00:44:03,709 - What... - His father, grandfather | 523 00:44:03,875 --> 00:44:10,625 It's scientific, | cocks always jump a generation. 524 00:44:13,750 --> 00:44:17,000 Rocco, I have a little problem. 525 00:44:17,125 --> 00:44:21,709 A former friend of mine, John, he had to act as a witness. 526 00:44:21,875 --> 00:44:27,625 He abandoned me, he ran away with a whore in the Bahamas. 527 00:44:27,792 --> 00:44:29,917 Incredible | 528 00:44:30,042 --> 00:44:35,500 (In English) I can 7 Can you sing, please? 529 00:44:35,709 --> 00:44:39,209 SING THE WEDDING MARCH 530 00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:50,584 - What's wrong with you? - We'll talk about it later. 531 00:44:50,750 --> 00:44:54,667 - Let's talk now. - You can't trust anyone. 532 00:44:54,834 --> 00:44:59,000 There is always the friend he seeks to ruin your wedding. 533 00:44:59,167 --> 00:45:02,375 - Nothing happened. - You say so! 534 00:45:02,584 --> 00:45:07,500 Two know each other, they spend the night Together and ruin everything! 535 00:45:07,709 --> 00:45:12,084 I don't know what he told you, but I assure you... 536 00:45:12,250 --> 00:45:16,167 I didn't even listen to it, I told him to disappear. 537 00:45:16,334 --> 00:45:20,625 - Good, I said it too. - Good. 538 00:45:20,917 --> 00:45:25,709 - As you did, it's in New York. - Is Gla in New York? 539 00:45:25,875 --> 00:45:30,000 - John lives in New York. -John? Yes, indeed. 540 00:45:30,167 --> 00:45:35,417 The best man, he doesn't come anymore. But I fixed everything. 541 00:45:36,250 --> 00:45:38,667 - How? - Rocco. 542 00:45:38,834 --> 00:45:42,375 - Rocco? - Rocco will be a witness. 543 00:45:42,584 --> 00:45:46,000 Dear Father! 544 00:45:48,084 --> 00:45:52,292 Sorry, Father. This Rocco does it always have to get in the way? 545 00:45:52,459 --> 00:45:57,375 All these changes! New York, John, Rocco! 546 00:45:57,584 --> 00:46:00,625 I can't stand these changes! 547 00:46:00,792 --> 00:46:04,209 Can I say something? No. 548 00:46:04,917 --> 00:46:05,000 - (In Japanese) Good morning. - Good morning. 549 00:46:08,375 --> 00:46:12,417 - Good morning, Doctor Marchetta. - To your sister. 550 00:46:12,625 --> 00:46:17,084 - Why do you want to be a witness? - Marcello asked me! 551 00:46:17,250 --> 00:46:21,750 Sorry, what was I supposed to tell him? I can't act as a witness... 552 00:46:21,917 --> 00:46:25,875 ..because I went to bed with your future wife? 553 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:29,334 - Stop it | - I love you | 554 00:46:31,459 --> 00:46:34,375 Really, 10 I love you | 555 00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:42,042 You hope to embarrass me with Marcello, but you won't succeed | 556 00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:44,917 No, what are you saying! 557 00:46:47,250 --> 00:46:50,834 - Oh God, Marcello | - DOWN, I'll take care of it. 558 00:46:52,625 --> 00:46:55,084 - Hey |! - Hello | 559 00:46:55,250 --> 00:47:02,042 - Do you bathe dressed? - YES, I burned my back. 560 00:47:02,209 --> 00:47:05,417 Do you have the witness dress? 561 00:47:05,625 --> 00:47:08,500 Yes, I have one. 562 00:47:11,250 --> 00:47:17,209 You do me a favor, pass me by to drink? || chlorine makes you thirsty. 563 00:47:17,375 --> 00:47:19,000 Certain. 564 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,459 Thank you. 565 00:47:30,042 --> 00:47:33,292 Pass me the peanuts too. 566 00:47:40,084 --> 00:47:43,834 I think about the rings, you just have to arrive on time. 567 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,000 Everything has to be perfect. 568 00:47:47,334 --> 00:47:50,667 It must be the most beautiful day for Serena. 569 00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:59,042 I'm talking to you about serious things and you fart in the water? 570 00:47:59,250 --> 00:48:02,917 No, it's a chemical reaction. 571 00:48:03,917 --> 00:48:11,125 Peanuts are carbohydrates that with Chlorine stimulates nitrogenous waste. 572 00:48:14,084 --> 00:48:16,125 They're farts! 573 00:48:16,292 --> 00:48:20,667 I'm leaving, you finish at your leisure the reaction, perhaps in the bathroom. 574 00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:36,000 I was drowning | What did he want? 575 00:48:36,125 --> 00:48:41,834 - What did he want? - He wanted to confide. 576 00:48:42,375 --> 00:48:44,959 He has many doubts. 577 00:48:45,084 --> 00:48:47,625 Doubts ? 578 00:48:47,792 --> 00:48:52,334 He's about to do something important and he doesn't know if he's the right woman. 579 00:48:52,500 --> 00:48:56,625 Choosing you, renounces all the others. 580 00:48:56,792 --> 00:49:00,167 What others? Marcello has no others. 581 00:49:02,584 --> 00:49:07,709 Maybe it's changed, but in high school he was a womanizer. 582 00:49:07,875 --> 00:49:11,042 He had many women. 583 00:49:11,209 --> 00:49:15,042 Even 8 together, we called it "Octopussy". 584 00:49:15,209 --> 00:49:18,959 Marcello has always been affectionate, reliable and faithful. 585 00:49:19,084 --> 00:49:22,250 - If you say so. - I say it 10. 586 00:49:22,417 --> 00:49:28,334 But in general | Viz they are difficult to abandon. 587 00:49:43,667 --> 00:49:48,750 - Can I park? - Are you kidding? You don't have a driving license! 588 00:49:48,917 --> 00:49:54,250 It's 100 meters! I have the machine, they are both automatic. 589 00:49:54,417 --> 00:49:59,500 - Park my son. - No, I don't agree. 590 00:49:59,709 --> 00:50:02,625 From here to there, huh? 591 00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:08,667 View ? You know what my grandfather said, Marquis of Carso? 592 00:50:08,834 --> 00:50:10,792 (In French) Aliprando ! 593 00:50:10,959 --> 00:50:15,334 You get more ants with honey than with vinaigrettes”. 594 00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:19,500 They get more ants with viagra? 595 00:50:19,709 --> 00:50:24,125 - With vinegar, not viagra | - Vinegar on the dick? What does it say | 596 00:50:24,292 --> 00:50:27,000 - Father | - I'm not Father. 597 00:50:27,167 --> 00:50:29,209 Come. 598 00:50:36,125 --> 00:50:39,250 Hello! Have you arrived or are you going? 599 00:50:39,417 --> 00:50:44,000 - Arrived, I'm going to the parking lot. - Too bad, I go to university. 600 00:50:44,125 --> 00:50:50,500 The parking lot is full, let's go at the university, I greet the principal. 601 00:50:50,709 --> 00:50:52,709 Let's go. 602 00:50:52,875 --> 00:50:58,292 I'm going to check on Lele, I don't feel calm. 603 00:50:58,459 --> 00:50:59,875 Calm down! 604 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:04,834 - Can you drive? Do you have a driving licence? - I took a fast driving course. 605 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,292 - Then go away - Let's go | 606 00:51:10,667 --> 00:51:14,375 - Oh God, he's crazy! - No, don't worry. 607 00:51:20,959 --> 00:51:24,167 (Lele) It's all right, there's no problem. 608 00:51:30,292 --> 00:51:32,375 Lele | 609 00:51:32,584 --> 00:51:35,125 Where are you going ? 610 00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:55,625 Love, if you had doubts about marriage, would you say it? 611 00:51:55,792 --> 00:51:57,959 - No. - Why not? 612 00:51:58,084 --> 00:52:02,250 What doubts can I have about our wedding? 613 00:52:06,834 --> 00:52:09,959 - Crazy Sel | Put away the roses | - Rocco | 614 00:52:10,084 --> 00:52:15,667 - What beautiful flowers are they for us? - Of course, we're getting married! 615 00:52:15,834 --> 00:52:21,417 - What a kind thought! - They're not mine. There was a delivery man. 616 00:52:21,625 --> 00:52:24,917 - Let's see who sends them. - No! I read it. 617 00:52:31,584 --> 00:52:35,334 - I'm not for nol, I'm for you! - Yes, they are for him. 618 00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:40,000 I love you, don't get married. That one doesn't deserve you. 619 00:52:40,125 --> 00:52:42,584 Who is ? 620 00:52:42,750 --> 00:52:44,709 I don't know | 621 00:52:44,875 --> 00:52:47,792 - And that I. - Don't lie! 622 00:52:47,959 --> 00:52:53,167 She will be someone who fell in love. Women imagine things. 623 00:52:53,334 --> 00:52:57,042 They convince themselves of things which didn't happen. 624 00:52:58,209 --> 00:53:01,584 I didn't understand anything, anyway thanks. 625 00:53:01,750 --> 00:53:05,875 - It must be a mistake, a joke. - Nice joke! 626 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,959 Indeed. 627 00:53:08,084 --> 00:53:11,042 - Love... - Love |! 628 00:53:11,209 --> 00:53:17,875 We're all nervous about 1 confetti, the dress, | witnesses... 629 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,917 Please. 630 00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:25,750 You're right, we're nervous. 631 00:53:25,917 --> 00:53:29,500 - Now let's leave everything alone and go out. - YES. 632 00:53:29,709 --> 00:53:31,500 Well done! 633 00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:36,209 You have to be compact! We really need dinner. 634 00:53:36,375 --> 00:53:39,667 - Where are we going? - Where are we going? 635 00:53:39,834 --> 00:53:43,834 I find it a romantic place, I book for three. 636 00:53:48,917 --> 00:53:51,292 - 548 dollars? - But it's Beluga. 637 00:53:51,709 --> 00:53:54,834 - So what? - Cash or put on the room? 638 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,000 On the room, Presidential Suite. 639 00:54:03,834 --> 00:54:07,000 - Can I offer something? - Della Fregna 7 640 00:54:07,167 --> 00:54:08,292 YES. 641 00:54:08,459 --> 00:54:11,709 - First a Campari. - Soda! 642 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:16,667 - A Campari for the lady. - Are you Germano? 643 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,667 It depends, why? 644 00:54:20,834 --> 00:54:23,417 HIS nephew is on the phone. 645 00:54:24,792 --> 00:54:30,167 - Ready? - Hello, uncle. I'm with that girl. 646 00:54:30,334 --> 00:54:35,667 - Ah! Well done | - I'm taking her to dinner in Hollywood tonight. 647 00:54:35,834 --> 00:54:40,292 You have to tell mom I'll be back late tonight. 648 00:54:40,459 --> 00:54:43,334 You tell mom. 649 00:54:43,500 --> 00:54:47,084 No. Tell her to calm down that nothing happens. 650 00:54:48,375 --> 00:54:52,209 You definitely convince her. All right ? 651 00:54:53,209 --> 00:54:56,042 YES, I'll take care of it. 652 00:55:13,917 --> 00:55:17,625 You tied the knot on the stalk. 653 00:55:17,792 --> 00:55:22,834 - So you'll remember me. - YES, I'm already in love. 654 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:26,709 - Let's go ? - What are we waiting for? 655 00:55:29,459 --> 00:55:33,125 - What is it? - I have a problem, see you later. 656 00:55:33,292 --> 00:55:37,167 I work at Happy Banana, I'm waiting for you. 657 00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:40,500 It's not normal for him to disappear like that. 658 00:55:40,709 --> 00:55:45,250 - They don't do anything. - It is not true. 659 00:55:45,417 --> 00:55:49,375 Searches begin after /2 hours since his disappearance. 660 00:55:49,584 --> 00:55:54,125 - Meanwhile they don't do anything. - Lele called, he'll be back late. 661 00:55:54,292 --> 00:55:58,000 -How late? - He's with a girl. 662 00:55:58,125 --> 00:56:03,875 Lele is 16 years old and drives a car without a license. 663 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,917 He was killing 4 people. 664 00:56:07,042 --> 00:56:09,709 Why don't you call the father? 665 00:56:09,875 --> 00:56:12,667 - He called me. - Note | 666 00:56:12,834 --> 00:56:17,459 Who knows what he will do! We have to look for it. 667 00:56:17,667 --> 00:56:21,209 Well done, go, I'm busy. 668 00:56:21,375 --> 00:56:27,750 Go vol two, I'll leave it here in case the boy comes back. 669 00:56:27,917 --> 00:56:31,000 Why 10? The father goes. 670 00:56:31,167 --> 00:56:36,000 - But he's also your nephew! - I barely know him! 671 00:56:36,167 --> 00:56:40,084 I'll get him a car from the hotel. 672 00:56:40,250 --> 00:56:42,209 Bravo. 673 00:56:45,459 --> 00:56:49,084 You are valid with Aliprando to look for Lele | 674 00:56:49,250 --> 00:56:53,625 Always as you want, first I have to disappear, pol I must not disappear! 675 00:56:53,792 --> 00:56:58,459 I'm doing it like a great gentleman. 676 00:56:58,667 --> 00:57:03,250 Another one in my place tl could blackmail. 677 00:57:03,417 --> 00:57:06,459 - Telling him you weren't dead? - YES. 678 00:57:06,667 --> 00:57:10,500 - And what about the real father? - YES. 679 00:57:10,709 --> 00:57:15,917 - Recognizing Lele as a son. - Meaning what ? 680 00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:21,917 Taking care of him from now and forever. 681 00:57:22,042 --> 00:57:24,417 Not necessarily. 682 00:57:24,625 --> 00:57:27,709 Not to mention the food. 683 00:57:27,875 --> 00:57:30,417 Are you kidding me? 684 00:57:30,625 --> 00:57:33,917 Val with Aliprando Or I tell him he's your son. 685 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:38,625 Are you blackmailing me now? 686 00:57:39,459 --> 00:57:41,084 Yes! 687 00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:45,209 Okay, but he swears... 688 00:57:45,375 --> 00:57:50,584 ..that if I help you, I continue to be dead for life. 689 00:57:50,750 --> 00:57:54,417 - Dead | - Well done, you understood everything about life. 690 00:57:54,625 --> 00:57:56,292 What are you doing ? 691 00:58:08,084 --> 00:58:12,667 (Marcello) An hour and a half to find a parking space! 692 00:58:12,834 --> 00:58:17,459 - Serena was already nervous. - Sure, he snuck in on you. 693 00:58:17,667 --> 00:58:21,209 - I am sorry ! I didn't think about it. - Okay, let's go. 694 00:58:21,375 --> 00:58:24,292 Let's not waste any more time! 695 00:58:33,209 --> 00:58:37,292 I found the remedy, Val you so you stay alone. 696 00:58:37,459 --> 00:58:42,500 - And what are you doing? - Don't worry, I'll eat sushi. 697 00:58:42,709 --> 00:58:45,209 - Truly ? - YES. 698 00:58:45,375 --> 00:58:48,875 - Thanks, I'm a friend. - Please. 699 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:54,334 I'm so happy to have met you again. 700 00:58:54,500 --> 00:58:58,875 - Me too. - Don't worry. 701 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,250 Go | 702 00:59:01,417 --> 00:59:04,209 Always these hands on you! 703 00:59:06,167 --> 00:59:08,834 - Hello | - Hello | 704 00:59:15,167 --> 00:59:18,417 - Good evening. - Good evening. 705 00:59:21,917 --> 00:59:25,375 - The lady is already at the table. - Yes, I saw her. 706 00:59:25,584 --> 00:59:28,667 - Honey, sorry. - Marcello! 707 00:59:28,834 --> 00:59:35,042 Sorry for the delay, but it took me an hour looking for parking. 708 00:59:35,250 --> 00:59:37,375 And Rocco? 709 00:59:37,584 --> 00:59:43,125 I told him to leave us a moment of intimacy. 710 00:59:43,792 --> 00:59:46,250 - Really ? - YES. 711 00:59:46,417 --> 00:59:53,125 Love, but why isn't it always there? SO... 712 00:59:53,292 --> 00:59:55,709 Asshole | 713 00:59:55,875 --> 00:59:59,250 - Why ? - Who kissed you? 714 00:59:59,417 --> 01:00:02,834 - Nobody ! - Who kissed you? 715 01:00:03,209 --> 01:00:06,292 There, that's fine. 716 01:00:34,167 --> 01:00:37,084 - Let's think! - Shut up | 717 01:00:37,250 --> 01:00:40,375 - It's a lie. - Shut up | 718 01:00:45,167 --> 01:00:49,042 - Who kissed me? Nobody ! - Nobody with lipstick. 719 01:00:49,209 --> 01:00:52,042 11 please, no base! 720 01:00:52,209 --> 01:00:55,000 Let it go. 721 01:00:55,125 --> 01:00:58,250 Have you already had dinner? 722 01:01:12,667 --> 01:01:15,459 - Shall I put on music? - Shut up |! 723 01:01:19,792 --> 01:01:23,750 How hot! Do you put on air conditioning? 724 01:01:33,667 --> 01:01:36,375 It's already better. 725 01:01:36,584 --> 01:01:39,125 A little more? 726 01:01:40,709 --> 01:01:43,500 Much better. 727 01:01:45,792 --> 01:01:47,917 Perfect. 728 01:01:53,209 --> 01:01:58,417 That's why it took you an hour, hal fucked in the car | 729 01:01:58,625 --> 01:02:02,792 - No, I was with Rocco. - Are these feet Rocco's? 730 01:02:02,959 --> 01:02:06,917 - Short women are the best. - Shut up |! 731 01:02:07,042 --> 01:02:10,792 By chance you borrowed the car to anyone? 732 01:02:10,959 --> 01:02:14,000 - Shut up | - I didn't say anything. 733 01:02:14,125 --> 01:02:16,000 Music ? 734 01:02:16,167 --> 01:02:17,000 Here we are. 735 01:02:20,125 --> 01:02:25,125 - Are you sure Emanuele is here? - YES trust me. 736 01:02:41,667 --> 01:02:44,125 Marquis, what are you doing? 737 01:02:44,334 --> 01:02:49,334 I have a nose for these things I'm like a truffle dog. 738 01:02:49,417 --> 01:02:52,250 My nose tells me to look here. 739 01:02:54,292 --> 01:02:57,417 If he isn't there, someone else will be there. 740 01:02:57,667 --> 01:03:01,375 - Anyone else? - Who can give us information about Lele. 741 01:03:01,709 --> 01:03:05,209 - Do you have a photo? - YES, but I didn't turn out well. 742 01:03:05,417 --> 01:03:09,292 - What did he understand? A photo of Lele. - Ah, sorry! 743 01:03:09,459 --> 01:03:13,000 With this one we will find the lost sheep. 744 01:03:13,125 --> 01:03:16,250 We've already found the doggy style! 745 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:23,250 Because these girls should have news of our Emanuele? 746 01:03:24,250 --> 01:03:30,500 - Sixth sense. Wait here. - Where ? - Close to the ass, I'll take care of Lele! 747 01:03:31,625 --> 01:03:35,084 Ready? I'm Aliprando. 748 01:03:36,417 --> 01:03:38,334 Hello | 749 01:03:38,625 --> 01:03:43,584 - HI. He came. - YES, but there's a problem. 750 01:03:43,792 --> 01:03:46,000 - A friend? - YES. 751 01:03:46,209 --> 01:03:50,042 - Then I'll call a friend. - Well done | 752 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:09,209 Sonia, I found two to rob, We'll take you to the Pink Motel! 753 01:04:20,417 --> 01:04:23,125 Excuse me. Aliprando. 754 01:04:23,334 --> 01:04:26,375 - (In English) Hello. - Marquis of Freghna. 755 01:04:27,125 --> 01:04:33,125 SPEAKS IN ENGLISH 756 01:04:33,292 --> 01:04:37,792 SPEAKS IN ENGLISH 757 01:04:37,959 --> 01:04:42,042 - Pip Show? - (In French) One moment. 758 01:04:43,209 --> 01:04:47,375 - Sorry, Father. - I'm not Father. 759 01:04:47,584 --> 01:04:51,959 - What exactly is The Pip Show 7 - A "blowjob and away we go". 760 01:04:52,084 --> 01:04:57,334 - Let's go look for your son. - And the Pip? - After ! 761 01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:19,000 - Well, Sonia lives here. - Little Sonia. 762 01:05:19,125 --> 01:05:22,209 - Who is Sonia? - Don't ask me. 763 01:05:22,417 --> 01:05:25,292 And who should I ask? 764 01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:28,459 After everything he told me! 765 01:05:28,750 --> 01:05:34,209 Marquis, let's speak clearly! His Lele isn't here. 766 01:05:34,417 --> 01:05:38,167 The truffle, The sixth sense, 10 I deceived her! 767 01:05:38,459 --> 01:05:43,209 - Then why are we here? - For a fuck | 768 01:05:47,334 --> 01:05:53,667 You are not secular, you are filthy! Shame ! I wasn't wrong. 769 01:05:53,875 --> 01:06:00,834 You're wrong, I want to be honest. I'm not a missionary! 770 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:06,209 Now that everything is clear, can we proceed? 771 01:06:06,375 --> 01:06:10,792 It puts sex before to the anxiety of a lost child? 772 01:06:10,959 --> 01:06:16,375 Such a thought cannot touch a noble and true father | 773 01:06:16,584 --> 01:06:19,959 This is my friend Sonia. 774 01:06:29,417 --> 01:06:33,000 What are you waiting for to come in? 775 01:06:35,959 --> 01:06:40,250 Honestly, I'm not really Lele's real father... 776 01:06:40,417 --> 01:06:43,625 So we could also prepend. 777 01:06:44,125 --> 01:06:48,125 I put it before Janet and she with Sonia. 778 01:06:48,292 --> 01:06:49,625 YES. 779 01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:56,667 Did my daughter leave a message? 780 01:06:56,834 --> 01:06:59,459 No, it's gone. 781 01:07:01,750 --> 01:07:08,000 My son also disappeared, with a brunette girl with | long hair. 782 01:07:08,125 --> 01:07:11,334 She's like my daughter | 783 01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:16,084 - Then they're together. - I'm so worried. 784 01:07:22,625 --> 01:07:24,584 Sorry... 785 01:07:30,375 --> 01:07:32,459 What an asshole | 786 01:07:35,709 --> 01:07:39,084 - She's my mother | - My father with your mother? 787 01:07:39,250 --> 01:07:41,792 - Is he your father? - YES. 788 01:07:41,959 --> 01:07:47,000 - Are you happy? - I thought he was your man! 789 01:07:47,125 --> 01:07:48,917 What ? 790 01:07:49,042 --> 01:07:52,709 - Is it better? - | his fathers are looking for him. 791 01:07:52,875 --> 01:07:56,875 - | his fathers? - YES, it's too long to explain. 792 01:07:57,000 --> 01:08:00,709 - I'll go look for them too. - I'm coming with lel. 793 01:08:00,875 --> 01:08:03,709 - They go to the hotel. - We are already at the hotel. 794 01:08:03,875 --> 01:08:07,417 - Where dad is director. Let's follow them. - I don't think my mother... 795 01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:09,875 We'll see. 796 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:14,917 - But no, my mother... - Sh | 797 01:08:15,042 --> 01:08:18,292 - We absolutely have to find them. - Get in. 798 01:08:41,334 --> 01:08:43,292 Ouch | 799 01:08:45,750 --> 01:08:49,459 Just married let's go live in a big villa. 800 01:08:49,667 --> 01:08:51,667 Perhaps. 801 01:08:51,834 --> 01:08:57,750 Let's not ruin the evening, it's a misunderstanding. Let's talk. 802 01:08:57,917 --> 01:09:00,834 That always gets in the way | 803 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:03,500 YES he loved it! 804 01:09:10,625 --> 01:09:14,084 At my signal, unleash chaos. 805 01:09:17,875 --> 01:09:19,667 Now. 806 01:09:29,625 --> 01:09:33,000 They seem specially made for us. 807 01:09:56,417 --> 01:10:00,709 I'm not for nol, they are for you! I'm going home. 808 01:10:00,875 --> 01:10:05,334 - Marcello is a widespread name | - the quintessentially American! 809 01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:10,792 - please! - What are these? 810 01:10:10,959 --> 01:10:15,625 - What is it? - A sock. 811 01:10:15,792 --> 01:10:18,459 - A pantyhose! - It's yours. 812 01:10:18,667 --> 01:10:22,042 No, I don't bring 10 | pantyhose and neither do you. 813 01:10:30,250 --> 01:10:34,042 - We lost them. - You drove. 814 01:10:34,209 --> 01:10:40,167 If they're around here, we'll find them. They have advertising on the car. 815 01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:46,834 We found them! 816 01:10:54,125 --> 01:10:56,792 What did I tell you? 817 01:10:56,959 --> 01:11:00,209 Let's go and ask at the reception. 818 01:11:00,375 --> 01:11:02,584 Let's go ! 819 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:16,334 - This doesn't even have a cent | - This one is full! 820 01:11:27,625 --> 01:11:31,000 - Aliprando... - Don't say anything! 821 01:11:31,125 --> 01:11:35,584 We had to put it forward and they put it back... 822 01:11:35,750 --> 01:11:38,875 - Let's free ourselves. - And how? 823 01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:42,375 My great-great-grandfather, Aristarco Pelillo of the Mona... 824 01:11:42,584 --> 01:11:46,042 - Not from Freghna? - Venetian strain. 825 01:11:46,209 --> 01:11:51,750 He freed himself from the leads, we we have to free ourselves from an espalier | 826 01:11:51,917 --> 01:11:57,875 Lipstick on the collar, | flowers, the Footprints on the car... 827 01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:03,167 ..The fireworks... someone is ruining me and I know who it is. 828 01:12:03,334 --> 01:12:07,292 - Who is ? - Tonight we were him, you and her. 829 01:12:09,084 --> 01:12:12,292 I wasn't, so who was it 7 830 01:12:15,750 --> 01:12:19,000 It was her | But why? 831 01:12:19,167 --> 01:12:22,459 Why ? Why are you on your knees? 832 01:12:23,459 --> 01:12:26,334 I bow to the evidence. 833 01:12:27,084 --> 01:12:29,834 It's clear. 834 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:32,000 - What ? - Serena... 835 01:12:32,125 --> 01:12:36,209 ..he doesn't have the courage to cancel Marriage and blame it on you. 836 01:12:36,375 --> 01:12:39,417 Why would he do something like that? 837 01:12:39,625 --> 01:12:45,250 - Because he has someone else. - Hand ! Let's rule it out completely. 838 01:12:49,917 --> 01:12:52,917 Even if it's been a bit strange lately. 839 01:12:53,042 --> 01:12:57,209 Like he doesn't want to have sex? 840 01:12:57,375 --> 01:13:01,042 He gave me a strange speech On the overturned siphon. 841 01:13:01,250 --> 01:13:05,000 Overturned siphon is the first sign! 842 01:13:05,167 --> 01:13:10,750 Then there are all the other clues, 10 I don't want to intrude... 843 01:13:11,250 --> 01:13:15,000 - And then... let's forget about it... - No, I want to know. 844 01:13:15,167 --> 01:13:19,042 I didn't want to tell you... 845 01:13:19,209 --> 01:13:21,292 WHISPERS 846 01:13:21,459 --> 01:13:23,292 What did you say? 847 01:13:23,459 --> 01:13:27,167 Serena was the other day at my hotel with a man. 848 01:13:27,334 --> 01:13:33,250 I naively thought he was a friend, Instead it was the friend. 849 01:13:34,125 --> 01:13:39,959 - That's not enough for me, I want proof! - If you leave me... 850 01:13:40,084 --> 01:13:43,000 ..Cl I think. 851 01:13:45,750 --> 01:13:50,917 - Where do I find the evidence now? - Maybe you're right, he's cheating on me. 852 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:53,000 En | 853 01:13:53,125 --> 01:13:57,625 - But I'm not leaving him out of suspicion. - No? 854 01:13:57,792 --> 01:14:03,375 - I need proof. - I didn't want to tell you... 855 01:14:03,584 --> 01:14:07,542 ..but the other day... 856 01:14:07,709 --> 01:14:10,000 I didn't understand. 857 01:14:10,167 --> 01:14:13,125 Marcello was in my hotel with a woman. 858 01:14:13,292 --> 01:14:15,292 What ? 859 01:14:15,459 --> 01:14:20,042 Naively 10 I thought it was a friend. 860 01:14:20,209 --> 01:14:23,125 Instead it was the friend. 861 01:14:23,292 --> 01:14:30,250 - I want to see them together! - If you leave me... I'll take care of it. 862 01:14:31,667 --> 01:14:35,750 (Germano) We have to break up this shoulder board! 863 01:14:37,042 --> 01:14:40,000 Backwards ! 864 01:14:45,667 --> 01:14:51,709 - (Cristina) Here is Lele's car. - What are they doing in a motel at this hour? 865 01:14:55,959 --> 01:14:58,917 Maybe it's a love elopement. 866 01:15:00,584 --> 01:15:04,625 My daughter is a little girl, na 18 years old. 867 01:15:04,792 --> 01:15:08,667 - My son never did it. - What ? 868 01:15:13,417 --> 01:15:16,417 Mine too, I think. I'll call mom. 869 01:15:16,625 --> 01:15:20,750 - What do we do? - Let's go and photograph them. 870 01:15:20,917 --> 01:15:25,209 it? To my mother? It embarrasses me. 871 01:15:25,375 --> 01:15:27,459 Well. 872 01:15:27,709 --> 01:15:31,417 And a virgin, it would be better to go in. 873 01:15:31,625 --> 01:15:34,667 She was a virgin! 874 01:15:34,834 --> 01:15:40,084 Now it's useless to enter, we ruin his most beautiful moment. 875 01:15:40,250 --> 01:15:45,625 It's easy for her, she is the mother of the male. 876 01:15:45,792 --> 01:15:49,084 But he's a child! 877 01:15:53,542 --> 01:15:55,667 NOISES 878 01:15:55,834 --> 01:16:00,125 - He may be a child, but... - It's decided | 879 01:16:00,292 --> 01:16:04,584 Feel how much fun he has with that cow | 880 01:16:06,667 --> 01:16:08,125 Ah! 881 01:16:09,125 --> 01:16:14,667 - The slut is insatiable |! - Slowly, it's still my mother | 882 01:16:20,084 --> 01:16:23,417 - So he destroys it | - Man is man! 883 01:16:29,167 --> 01:16:32,125 - YES move. - Do you want to break down the door? 884 01:16:32,292 --> 01:16:35,084 Better the daughter's door! 885 01:16:36,917 --> 01:16:38,917 Cristina is here |! 886 01:16:39,042 --> 01:16:41,625 He destroys her! 887 01:16:42,750 --> 01:16:45,875 Susanna! Dad's here! 888 01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:48,584 Permit ? Lele? 889 01:16:48,750 --> 01:16:51,292 Where are they? 890 01:16:51,459 --> 01:16:56,750 There are grates on the window, they couldn't have escaped. 891 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:02,959 Let's look this way. 892 01:17:09,917 --> 01:17:13,209 We really have to photograph them 7 893 01:17:13,375 --> 01:17:19,167 What did I tell her? We found it. She doesn't trust it. 894 01:17:19,334 --> 01:17:25,209 - Germanus? Fuck you | - Gratuitously vulgar |! 895 01:17:25,375 --> 01:17:28,834 YES relax, I look under the bed. 896 01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:33,917 - It's full of cobwebs! - Shoot | 897 01:17:38,042 --> 01:17:40,459 - Found | - Who is ? 898 01:17:40,667 --> 01:17:44,417 - I knew you had a lover. - Lele | 899 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:48,209 Treasure! 900 01:17:48,375 --> 01:17:53,959 - And the boy's mother. - We thought you were making love. 901 01:17:54,084 --> 01:17:57,834 it? Then with him, but have you seen it? 902 01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:01,042 - Did you see yourself? - Why, is it ugly? 903 01:18:01,209 --> 01:18:04,667 Is my son ugly then? 904 01:18:04,834 --> 01:18:08,584 It was a misunderstanding, not at all we thought he was flying here... 905 01:18:08,750 --> 01:18:12,917 - With him? - Why, is my father ugly? 906 01:18:13,042 --> 01:18:15,250 him with her? 907 01:18:15,417 --> 01:18:17,459 Would you like | 908 01:18:17,667 --> 01:18:21,792 - So what were you doing here? - We were looking for you. 909 01:18:23,542 --> 01:18:27,875 - We followed Vol. - So who was in here... 910 01:18:38,375 --> 01:18:42,125 Push the accelerator, otherwise we'll stop. 911 01:18:45,667 --> 01:18:47,042 Brakes! 912 01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:49,584 Brakes! 913 01:18:51,750 --> 01:18:55,584 I don't see anything | Let's break the windshield | 914 01:18:55,875 --> 01:18:57,584 One two three! 915 01:19:00,459 --> 01:19:03,417 - Brakes! - What do I brake with? 916 01:19:03,625 --> 01:19:10,000 - Marquis, do you brake like this? - Everyone brakes as best they can. 917 01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:23,625 - We should saw it off. - I think of a stratagem. 918 01:19:28,417 --> 01:19:34,667 An ancient stratagem occurs to me created by my ancestor Pelillo de la Fes. 919 01:19:34,834 --> 01:19:37,792 - A Frenchman? - Certain. 920 01:19:37,959 --> 01:19:42,375 To free yourself from the chains, he used the guillotine blade. 921 01:19:42,584 --> 01:19:46,167 Where we find a guillotine here in Los Angeles? 922 01:19:46,334 --> 01:19:49,375 A little imagination! 923 01:19:50,667 --> 01:19:56,084 The rail! The wheel on the track cuts like a guillotine! 924 01:19:56,250 --> 01:19:58,500 Great idea | 925 01:19:58,709 --> 01:20:03,334 One goes inside the track and one outside, the train passes... 926 01:20:03,542 --> 01:20:06,167 Who goes inside? 927 01:20:06,334 --> 01:20:12,167 - You need attributes. - Then lel, with the ancestors he has! 928 01:20:12,334 --> 01:20:17,042 - Shall we decide by lot? - No! She is a Pelillo from Freghna. 929 01:20:17,209 --> 01:20:23,000 - Let's go | - I'll show you who I am |! 930 01:20:23,125 --> 01:20:27,084 YES hurry up because The train is coming. 931 01:20:41,875 --> 01:20:44,167 Good luck. 932 01:20:44,334 --> 01:20:50,417 De la Fes would have said: "Shit it is!" 933 01:20:55,834 --> 01:20:58,500 Pelillo | 934 01:21:04,667 --> 01:21:08,500 - How is it going ? - In short ! 935 01:21:09,042 --> 01:21:14,834 I can understand the scare, but usually one shits himself under, not over! 936 01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:18,709 Which they ate on that train? 937 01:21:18,875 --> 01:21:23,000 How do we put petrol without money? 938 01:21:24,667 --> 01:21:28,334 - You'll see that it comes out like this. - It seems like "nonsense" to me. 939 01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:32,875 - It seems like bullshit to me! - A moment of patience! 940 01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:37,750 How it burns |! 941 01:21:37,917 --> 01:21:40,792 So he throws it away 942 01:21:43,459 --> 01:21:46,792 - I'm blind, help | - An |! 943 01:21:46,959 --> 01:21:49,792 I'm blind | 944 01:21:52,625 --> 01:21:55,084 Burn! 945 01:21:55,250 --> 01:21:57,084 Sh | 946 01:21:58,584 --> 01:22:02,084 Do you hear the sound of a fountain? 947 01:22:02,250 --> 01:22:05,000 NOISE OF WATER 948 01:22:05,125 --> 01:22:06,584 Yes! 949 01:22:06,750 --> 01:22:11,000 - Waterfall ! - We are safe! I don't see shit! 950 01:22:11,167 --> 01:22:14,959 It's really a dick! Excuse me ? 951 01:22:17,042 --> 01:22:24,000 Accusation of sexual harassment to a public official in service. 952 01:22:24,167 --> 01:22:28,042 What harassment? His pump ran out! 953 01:22:28,209 --> 01:22:30,292 Shut up | 954 01:22:30,459 --> 01:22:33,709 (from the radio) A truck SI overturned on 32." 955 01:22:33,875 --> 01:22:38,750 - Let's hurry, it's far away. - What do we do with these pigs? 956 01:22:38,917 --> 01:22:42,292 - Put the handcuffs on him! - We already have them. 957 01:22:42,459 --> 01:22:47,042 Let them go. This time there is went well, but disappear. 958 01:22:47,209 --> 01:22:49,917 It's dawn. 959 01:22:50,042 --> 01:22:56,334 I don't know how I kept quiet with those cops. 960 01:22:56,500 --> 01:23:02,209 She said pump, it was enough to say dispenser! 961 01:23:02,375 --> 01:23:09,417 If he remembered he was 5 dollars, this would not have happened. 962 01:23:11,917 --> 01:23:15,250 - These again! - Pigs | 963 01:23:15,417 --> 01:23:19,417 Enough now | Sow | 964 01:23:19,625 --> 01:23:20,667 Pigs! 965 01:23:22,334 --> 01:23:25,042 Roll of shit! 966 01:23:25,209 --> 01:23:27,375 Well done! 967 01:23:37,167 --> 01:23:40,000 Why | pigs are looking at us? 968 01:23:40,167 --> 01:23:44,042 I do not know ! Do you have questions to ask us? 969 01:24:05,917 --> 01:24:08,834 - It's arrived - You scared me! 970 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:13,292 Hurry up ! The friend has arrived, they will go up to 222. 971 01:24:23,584 --> 01:24:26,875 - I could have worn a t-shirt! - There's no time. 972 01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:30,084 - It's a situation... - Situation. 973 01:24:30,250 --> 01:24:34,292 - What do we do? - You do it, come. 974 01:24:40,209 --> 01:24:44,000 - Stal here and then jump out. - In the closet? 975 01:24:44,125 --> 01:24:50,000 - Like in cuckold jokes. - No, the cuckold usually stays outside. 976 01:24:50,167 --> 01:24:52,750 You stay inside. Val. 977 01:24:52,917 --> 01:24:54,459 HI. 978 01:25:01,417 --> 01:25:06,000 Well done Japanese, Punctual like clockwork. 979 01:25:06,125 --> 01:25:09,125 - It's arrived. - You scared me. 980 01:25:09,292 --> 01:25:13,167 And in the 222, that's the key. 981 01:25:13,334 --> 01:25:17,459 - Please remember, I don't know anything. - YES. 982 01:25:33,125 --> 01:25:36,875 A woman? So Serena is bisexual. 983 01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:40,000 SPEAKS JAPANESE 984 01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:44,084 Another one! Then it is "trisexual" | 985 01:25:44,250 --> 01:25:47,042 THEY SCREAM 986 01:25:49,792 --> 01:25:54,750 Beautiful ladies, be good because I have a black belt in karate. 987 01:25:55,750 --> 01:25:59,084 SCREAMS 988 01:26:19,875 --> 01:26:24,042 THEY SPEAK JAPANESE 989 01:26:39,667 --> 01:26:41,334 Marcellus! 990 01:26:41,542 --> 01:26:43,167 Marcellus! 991 01:26:45,125 --> 01:26:46,792 Love | 992 01:26:54,667 --> 01:26:55,000 I have never cheated on you and if you you don't love me anymore, I'll kill myself. 993 01:26:59,792 --> 01:27:04,959 Don't kill yourself! He's just a cynic | 994 01:27:05,084 --> 01:27:09,250 Leave me alone and don't call me anymore. 995 01:27:10,500 --> 01:27:13,792 Good ! This is how it's done, a clean cut! 996 01:27:13,959 --> 01:27:18,125 I had the evidence before my eyes and I didn't see them. 997 01:27:19,125 --> 01:27:22,084 First the lipstick, then | flowers... 998 01:27:22,250 --> 01:27:25,667 ..1 feet on the glass, | fires, the Japanese! 999 01:27:25,834 --> 01:27:31,959 I thought you had it arranged all of you, too | tights. 1000 01:27:32,375 --> 01:27:35,625 No, | pantyhose, no. Not that. 1001 01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:42,167 - Did you organize the rest? - Huh? 1002 01:27:42,334 --> 01:27:45,000 Excuse me for a moment. 1003 01:27:46,917 --> 01:27:52,875 | did the fires go well? The heart with the writing Marcello? 1004 01:27:54,500 --> 01:27:58,459 Then you went to bed with her? 1005 01:27:58,667 --> 01:28:01,584 The asshole is you! 1006 01:28:01,750 --> 01:28:04,334 Yes, I'm in love. 1007 01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:07,917 Rocco, fuck you! 1008 01:28:08,042 --> 01:28:09,917 Serena | 1009 01:28:10,042 --> 01:28:12,125 Love ? 1010 01:28:12,292 --> 01:28:14,667 Marcellus? 1011 01:28:16,709 --> 01:28:20,500 Where are you ? This really kills you | 1012 01:28:20,709 --> 01:28:23,000 Marcellus! 1013 01:28:34,209 --> 01:28:36,792 Joy | 1014 01:28:36,959 --> 01:28:41,125 - What happened? - I'm stupid! 1015 01:28:41,292 --> 01:28:42,667 Wait ! 1016 01:28:42,834 --> 01:28:47,875 I made a mistake, Marcello has The phone is off the hook and I don't know where it is. 1017 01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:51,417 He also said he will kill himself. Marcellus! 1018 01:28:51,625 --> 01:28:54,750 Love, I can explain everything to you! 1019 01:28:54,917 --> 01:28:58,917 You left me and 10 I came from Gioia to talk. 1020 01:28:59,042 --> 01:29:04,584 She jumped on me. Let's not ruin everything for a fuck. 1021 01:29:04,750 --> 01:29:09,167 A fuck? We've been fucking for at least 4 years! 1022 01:29:09,334 --> 01:29:15,709 - 4 years? - No, she's a liar, it will be 2 years. 1023 01:29:15,875 --> 01:29:18,750 SCREAMS 1024 01:29:19,584 --> 01:29:23,709 Here we part, we embark there. 1025 01:29:23,875 --> 01:29:26,959 Angola Airlines is over there. 1026 01:29:28,084 --> 01:29:31,209 Family is always family. 1027 01:29:31,375 --> 01:29:34,709 Your sister will never know who is not a missionary. 1028 01:29:34,875 --> 01:29:39,042 - Now why are you going to Angola? - I change my ticket and go to Miami. 1029 01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:50,125 Hello, uncle. It was nice meeting you. 1030 01:29:57,875 --> 01:30:01,000 I would love to have a father like you. 1031 01:30:01,167 --> 01:30:07,625 He is not your father, but when will you have need something, I won't be there. 1032 01:30:09,292 --> 01:30:12,459 Lulu will be there. Then don't be stupid. 1033 01:30:16,292 --> 01:30:19,417 Stal with him. Vail. 1034 01:30:21,542 --> 01:30:24,334 I help them. 1035 01:30:24,500 --> 01:30:26,334 Ouch | 1036 01:30:26,500 --> 01:30:31,292 - Did it hurt you, dad? - No, nothing serious. 1037 01:30:32,250 --> 01:30:35,000 You called me papa 7 1038 01:30:35,125 --> 01:30:38,250 - YES. - Did you make a mistake? 1039 01:30:38,417 --> 01:30:41,792 No, I've been wrong up until now. 1040 01:30:50,167 --> 01:30:52,000 Thank you. 1041 01:30:52,125 --> 01:30:55,959 I was wrong, perhaps he has truly changed. 1042 01:30:56,084 --> 01:30:59,834 The important thing is that Lele you never suspect anything. 1043 01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:02,000 Never! 1044 01:31:02,709 --> 01:31:06,042 Sorry, I can't stand addils. 1045 01:31:06,625 --> 01:31:10,209 Go, otherwise you'll miss the plane. HI. 1046 01:31:15,625 --> 01:31:18,250 Flame? 1047 01:31:38,042 --> 01:31:40,959 And the men's bathroom! 1048 01:31:41,084 --> 01:31:45,042 - Asshole and coward! - Ma'am, I don't know who you are. 1049 01:31:45,209 --> 01:31:50,875 I'm the one who 18 years ago hal abandoned pregnant! 1050 01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:54,834 - She's crazy, it's lies! - YES ? 1051 01:31:55,000 --> 01:31:57,584 OUCH! Sel matta | 1052 01:31:59,709 --> 01:32:04,625 Luckily I found a man who takes care of your daughter. 1053 01:32:06,292 --> 01:32:08,584 Flame! 1054 01:32:09,875 --> 01:32:12,584 Fuck you! 1055 01:32:12,750 --> 01:32:14,000 Nice to meet you, Emanuele Pelillo of Freghna. 1056 01:32:17,250 --> 01:32:19,709 Have you heard? 1057 01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:23,250 Now we can even get married. 1058 01:32:24,875 --> 01:32:26,709 No. 1059 01:32:26,875 --> 01:32:29,167 Why? 1060 01:32:29,334 --> 01:32:32,292 I am ashamed. 1061 01:32:32,459 --> 01:32:34,209 ABOUT what? 1062 01:32:34,375 --> 01:32:37,542 WHAT'S MY NAME, Cristina Pascola. 1063 01:32:37,709 --> 01:32:41,000 When married you will take my surname. 1064 01:32:41,167 --> 01:32:47,000 Exactly, Cristina Pascola In Pelillo della Freghna. 1065 01:32:47,125 --> 01:32:50,000 - An |! - You see ? 1066 01:32:50,125 --> 01:32:52,250 I change my surname. 1067 01:32:52,417 --> 01:32:57,709 We will adopt the surname of the Tuscan branch of the family. 1068 01:32:57,875 --> 01:33:01,292 Truly ? And how is it? 1069 01:33:01,459 --> 01:33:04,417 Bosco della Fava. 1070 01:33:08,792 --> 01:33:11,042 Let's go away. 1071 01:33:13,084 --> 01:33:15,834 Love, let's go. 1072 01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:21,625 The ticket cannot be exchanged. 1073 01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:24,625 What should I do? 1074 01:33:24,792 --> 01:33:27,084 Go to Angola. 1075 01:33:29,167 --> 01:33:32,000 Where am I going now? 1076 01:33:33,000 --> 01:33:35,292 My love ! 1077 01:33:35,459 --> 01:33:38,334 - How happy I am | - Where's dad? 1078 01:33:38,500 --> 01:33:41,084 Dad, here's mum! 1079 01:33:41,834 --> 01:33:43,750 Hello | 1080 01:33:44,334 --> 01:33:48,000 How happy I am to see you! 1081 01:33:50,959 --> 01:33:55,042 (The hotel manager! Interesting...) 1082 01:34:02,334 --> 01:34:06,375 This brother of yours doesn't convince me, He doesn't look like a missionary. 1083 01:34:06,584 --> 01:34:09,584 - It's secular. - But he's been a guest for 3 months. 1084 01:34:09,750 --> 01:34:13,042 I can't send him away, he blackmails me. 1085 01:34:13,209 --> 01:34:16,875 Sentimentally, of course. He's my brother | 1086 01:34:20,375 --> 01:34:22,417 Hello | 1087 01:34:27,042 --> 01:34:32,334 - Everything OK ? Do you like something? - A Beluga? 1088 01:34:32,500 --> 01:34:35,459 - Another ? - After the dive. 1089 01:34:35,667 --> 01:34:41,459 I'm glad my sister has Met a generous man like lel. 1090 01:34:41,667 --> 01:34:48,167 By the way, when he thinks to return to his poor lepers? 1091 01:34:48,334 --> 01:34:51,792 - He just knows... - Oh God! 1092 01:34:51,959 --> 01:34:57,334 - Things ? - San Germano, our protector. 1093 01:35:00,625 --> 01:35:03,625 - Serena | - Serena | 1094 01:35:09,750 --> 01:35:12,667 - Think again! - Situation | 1095 01:35:18,834 --> 01:35:23,000 Tommy, go save those two morons. 1096 01:35:23,125 --> 01:35:24,959 Go | 1097 01:35:25,959 --> 01:35:28,792 (Together) Help | 1098 01:35:28,959 --> 01:35:33,459 - What did you do to your hair? - Hate ! 1099 01:35:33,667 --> 01:35:39,042 - I'm slightly balding. - What a balding man | 1100 01:35:39,209 --> 01:35:42,167 There's a shark! 1101 01:35:42,917 --> 01:35:45,417 (Together) Help | 1102 01:35:45,625 --> 01:35:48,334 There's a shark! 1103 01:40:40,000 --> 01:40:44,000 Subtitles: Laser S. 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